The 4 Things You Can Hate...

So here I am talking about all these things that people hate, but shouldn’t, and I was thinking how there are some things that are acceptable to hate. So I decided to make a list of a few things that came to my mind that are completely fine to hate on.

1. Shawls - They are hideous and totally not acceptable to wear, even with a formal dress. I would burn someone’s on the spot if I saw it. Ponchos and scarfs are cute though.

2. The Winslows - The family on the TV show Family Matters. No one acts like any of these people, and they are so annoying! I would totally never be any of their friends. Also, Judy Winslow had to get written off the show because she left to pursue a career in porn.

3. Skorts - These are just not acceptable to ever wear, UNLESS you are playing tennis the whole day because then it’s just a cute idea. Skorts are still sold in stores other than sports stores. I think this is crazy.

4. Sporks - They are not spoons or forks and are not helpful when trying to eat anything! Hate them! Maybe I wouldn't hate sporks so much if they were made of metal. It could be that I just hate plasic utensils all together.

Bumpits: AS SEEN ON TV

Even long before The Jersey Shore premiered, women everywhere have hated on the Bumpits. Now they are not only associated with cheerleading, but also with reality TV trash. But we should not hate on the hairstyles created by the marvelous Bumpit. The box reads, “From flat to fabulous in seconds!” It’s true! Carrie Bradshaw would definitely approve. Flat hair is not hot. Anyone who has thin hair like me can understand why the Bumpit is really my best friend. Maybe not quite my best friend, but damn near close to family. So when you see a woman wearing a Bumpit, stop and comment her hair ‘cause it BuMpS.

Country Music

Country music isn’t always about pickup trucks and booze, although it does have a lot to do with them. The music is very misunderstood. No longer do we have to be content with the yee-haw vocals of Reba McEntire and Randy Travis. Country music is breaking out of its shell and it has been for some time. It’s now about Taylor Swift, Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, Kenny Chesney, Lady Antebellum and more great artists. The music is nothing to hate. Country music can be relaxing at times. Also, if you find the right range of songs, a party is instantly started. The music knows what is cool but is so laid back it doesn’t have to try too hard. The melodies become a trendy wardrobe mixed with its own old roots. So for all you haters, you need to keep an open mind and try to like the music. You might be surprised, ‘cause I’m telling you, country just ain’t what it used to be.  

Shiny Leggings

Shiny leggings are hated on because some people think they look cheap. Come on! They are the perfect way to look dressy without actually getting really dressed up, and they are soooo comfortable. It’s appropriate to wear some kind of big shirt and heels with them and you will never feel fat. Can’t we all just give the fat girl a break and keep the style going for a while?! Plus, metallic is not ready to die yet! (Neither is faux fur…but that is a complete other story…) So wear your shiney leggings with pride, and shine on, my friends.

Full House

Many people find that Joey Gladstone’s annoying cartoon impressions and Danny Tanner’s freakish obsession with cleanliness can be a little overwhelming and enough to keep them away from the hit series Full House. I do not like TV very much. This show is a program that I can stand watching. I find myself coming home between classes and eating lunch while I watch it. (Big thanks goes to the ABC Family Channel.) And why should we hate Full House?  Baby Michelle might not warm our hearts with her stupid catch phrase, “You got it, dude!” but there is still Stephanie and Donna Joe Tanner. If we're not laughing at Stephanie’s super cool dance to “Motown Philly,” then we’re laughing at DJ’s choice to wear the same outfit as her teacher on her first day of junior high. These “nerd bombers” are enough to make you wish you were back in 1990. And Uncle Jesse is fiiiine. Women don’t even get jealous when Aunt Becky comes into the picture because she’s got swag through the roof and we all envy her job and man. If that doesn’t convince you not to hate this incredibly lame show, there is always Comet. When DJ has her eating disorder, she feeds Comet her sandwich. Hell, they even give the little slugger a puppy birthday party. Full House is full of fun and important family messages, so don’t hate, appreciate.